so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you would pick up someone in the library
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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