I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
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