No awkward lesbian experiences without me
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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