honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
It was confusing and full of hummus
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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