he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
