How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
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