I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
He had one of those small greek statue penises
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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