just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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