There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Randomize
