You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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