Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
How's your threesome situation going?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.