WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
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why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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