Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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