I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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