whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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