Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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