Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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