im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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