I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
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I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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