A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
