This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Randomize