maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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