Im at strip club and am horny
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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