is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
you never un-have a 4some
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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