Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
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Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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