Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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