dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
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Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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