what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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