why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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