I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I don't deserve a penis
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
