Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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