Your dad touched me again.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
