he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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