Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
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I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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