i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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