we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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