Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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