I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
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I'm passing your future prison.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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