The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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