White coat. Heels.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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