As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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