Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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