maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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