Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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