I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Help. Why am I so naked?
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