just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
So. Much. Porn.
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