508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
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Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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