We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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