Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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