Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
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is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.