Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable