i just wanna soil my oats bro
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
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I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.