some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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