I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
