Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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