I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
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I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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