i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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